RECIPE FOR DISASTER
“The key in this recipe is the melted willpower – make sure it’s completely dissolved before you forge ahead! The taste of overenthusiasm can be a little overwhelming at times, but that’s what makes this so special. I love to pull this recipe out when we have many friends and family over; it’s one that everyone seems to like!” – Jane Doe
Makes 4 servings
Prep time: A fortnight
Cook time: 60-90 minutes
Ingredients
1tbsp zest of overenthusiasm
1oz active dry anxiety
1oz willpower
2 cups cravings, all purpose
1/2 cup lack of preparedness, semi-sweet
dash of hopes
dash of dreams, to taste